Free Association

We are sitting at home on the couch, watching TV.

TV:   Other companies have also discovered the internet. This manufacturer of sex toys also has an online store where customers can browse from the privacy of their homes.

Me:   Mmmh sex toys.

Girlfriend:   Hey, you know what? They finally approved the new laser printer for me at work!

...

Aaaaargh

If I have to read one more function header like this I will throw the computer out of the window.

GetDlgCtrlID(HWND hWnd);

They really have no taste. Buy more vowels next time!