Admins

Just as I'm leaving for home, I meet our nocturnal administrator at the door.

Admin:	Hey.
Me:	Hi.
Admin:	By the way, it's the boss's wish that all computers be turned off overnight.
Me:	Oh, yeah, I heard. Someone told me yesterday.
Admin:	Yours too. It was till running last time.
Me:	Yes, but I turned it off today.
Admin:	'Cause I'll use a script in the future to shut down all computers. Only I'll use 'force', so if you have open documents, you'll lose data.
Me:	Ah so. Ok, thanks for the heads up. Bye.

You have got to hate administrators. (BOCTAOE)